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"How did ISIS do on their French test? They bombed it..."
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"I read a book called 'The Anti-Climax' The first part of it was great, but...."
"What do you call two female doctors working at the same hospital? A pair of docs. Probably belongs in /r/imgoingtohellforthis Is /r/misogyny a sub??? My mom would be so disappointed."
"I just found out they have Canadian Jeopardy It's almost the same, only your answers must be in the form of an apology."
"My dog stared at me for 10 minutes. Then, like magic, I knew he had to poop. And now, I have my own psychic show on A&E.;"
"You shouldn't personify inanimate objects. They hate it when you do that."
"I just lost my virginity to a retarded girl I wanted my first time to be special."
"An Aborigine walks into a bar wearing one sandal. ' Lost a sandal dude??, ' asks the barman. ' Nah,found one, ' replies the Aborigen."
"My friend with dyslexia told me this today A dyslectic man walked into a bra."
"Rihanna and Chris Brown recorded a duet together......i think its a cover of Britney's, ""Hit me baby one more time"""