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Joke of the Day

"How did ISIS do on their French test? They bombed it..."

"Today a guest asked if we sold leggings for dogs (I'm not even kidding, this was a real request) I guess he owns a basic bitch"

"Which state is actually a tiny soft drink? mini-soda."

"So an atheist pastor, vegan butcher, and the presidential candidate Donald Trump walk into a bar..."

"If you have a flip-phone, you are probably an undercover cop."

"Have you heard that joke about pussy? I would tell it, but I don't get it."

"I bought zombie insurance recently it was a no brainer"

"My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest but I never forget."

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver."

"Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because all men are pigs."