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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two female doctors working at the same hospital? A pair of docs. Probably belongs in /r/imgoingtohellforthis Is /r/misogyny a sub??? My mom would be so disappointed."

"Waitress: would you like another drink? Me: Are you new?"

"I saw my calculator hitting on someone the other day. He's a real casionova"

"(really fucked up joke) How do you say happiness in German? Auschwitz"

"Never trust a ""Bernie"" to manage your finances... The last one I knew Madoff with all my money."

"Did you hear about the failed Origami shop? If folded."

"What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus? I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton."

"What is close to stupidity? Mexico and Canada"

"Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. My FAVORITE clean joke, by far."

"There are shockingly few security guards at dog shows. You can run out and pet 4 or 5 dogs before they catch you. Last time I pet 8 of them."