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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two female doctors working at the same hospital? A pair of docs. Probably belongs in /r/imgoingtohellforthis Is /r/misogyny a sub??? My mom would be so disappointed."

"If you don't hate yourself by the time you log off, you're not using the internet correctly."

"Why didn't the bike move? It was two tired. Sorry^that^shit^made^no^sense"

"Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium? To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe"

"How about instead of shaking hands we nod at each other and that way we both won't have to wash our hands?"

"What is orange and hangs in my backyard? My nigger and I can paint him any color I want."

"if u pressed the right numbers on yr phone u could be talking to dwayne the rock johnson in 20 seconds"

"Am sitting in horrible traffic, but fortunately someone is beeping their horn so we should be on the move soon."

"With all this anti-drug propaganda going around, how do you know a D.A.R.E. representative is lying? His lips are moving."