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Joke of the Day

"What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother? HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!"

"How do they say ""fuck you"" in Los Angeles? Trust me."

"What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common? They're a-Brew'in!"

"Crazy girls are like a street vendor's kebab Hot, jucy, and dangerous."

"Good thing ""you only live once"" has really caught on otherwise we might all kill ourselves like it's no big deal"

"Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a registered six offender."

"What's the most common question in Quantum Physics? I don't know"

"My memory is warped and skips often You could call it phonographic"

"emo vs obama emo has a gun and obama has a ball to wow the crowd with but the ball has a spike on it"

"I learned something new about Hordor (GOT SPOILERS) He's Canadian."