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Joke of the Day
"Why did peasants hate knights' outfits? Because everyone hates chain mail."
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"[radioshack meeting] employee: sir, overall sales are really low. CEO: when did we start selling overalls, bro?"
"A dyslexic person walks into a bar I on the other hand am not dyslexic and am not one to frequent drinking holes. Also I suck at jokes."
"What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato? A dictator."
"Need the best Hillary I need the best Hillary Clinton joke there is. The worst the better. I need to tell my history teacher. Shes a Hillary supporter. Dirtier the better"
"What happened to the guy who ingested helium? He became enlightened."
"What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while"
"What would Hitler say to his son? Look, I am your Fuhrer"