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Joke of the Day

"What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line? Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!"

"What is Forest Gump's password? 1forest1"

"Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal? Because 7 8 9 A."

"What is the difference between acne and gay men? Acne only attacks little boys when they reach puberty"

"I once dated a 3 foot tall model who played a supporting role in Cat and the Hat She was a pretty little thing"

"If you message me with thanks, please include what you're thanking me for. I've been counting my money and sniffing my fingers all morning."

"What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common? They are both gray except for the giraffe."

"Guy walks into a bar... A guy walks into a bar and drunkenly yells at the bartender, ""I fucked your mother!!"". The bartender says, ""Dad, go home""."

"With the Brexit vote being compared to the Presidential election, I have only one thing to say Make America Great Britain again!"

"1 rabbit can make 1,000+ babies in its life DATE: how do you know that *shouting over deafening hopping sounds from the attic* INTERNET"