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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated"
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"Man sentenced to five years for masturbating with soap in public. Came clean in court."
"It's sad going to McDonald's and finding out that a meal is happier than you."
"Sometimes I wonder how shit life would be if electricity was never invented. I mean it would be terrible having to watch TV by candlelight."
"What's a Lawyers favourite food? suet"
"A family walks into a hotel... The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."""
"You look like I could use some sex."
"What is headache ? 5 minutes talk to wife."
"What do you call it when a hooker farts? A prostitoot."
"What do you call a disabled nun? Virgin mobile"