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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a hooker farts? A prostitoot."
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"How many people live in South America? A Brazillion"
"What are a musician's favourite letters? P and O."
"What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner."
"I never picked my nose. I was born with it."
"Clark Kent: Only kryptonite can kill me. Perry: What do you mean? Can't regular things kill you? Clark: Oh shit. Which guy am I right now!?"
"PLATO: I'm famous in the future? I bet the word platonic is used to describe philosoph-- It's for relationships where nobody's getting laid"
"Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell? Easy. More traffic is going to hell."
"What colour does a smurf turn when you choke it? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating."
"I swear if one more person RT's poetry into my TL I will draw a bath, light some candles, and just get lost in the verse's haunting imagery."