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Joke of the Day

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired? He became an ex-terminator!"

"The life expectancy of reindeer is 8-10 years. We can stop singing about Rudolph now."

"If I ever say, ""Do you want me to be honest?"" Say no."

"""Is there a Mrs. Prime?"" -- EVERY GIRL TRANSFORMER EVER, I MEAN LOOK AT HIM"

"How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?"

"You get to sleep all day, cat, that's why I get the good food."

"A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are sitting in the first grade, who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18."

"I don't like listening to loud frequencies. After a while, it hertz your ears."

"My 4 year old niece's unintentional dirty joke. Why did the fan blow itself? Because it was turned on!"

"I'm still not convinced that ""the club"" is a real place. Rap songs might as well be about hanging out in Westeros."