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Joke of the Day

"What did the statue say to the chair? Chair? Statue?! :D"

"Adam hates going out for a meal with God. He always steals his ribs."

"[hat shop] OWNER: Sir stop or I'll call the police UNICORN: [surrounded by damaged hats] No one will believe you"

"Countless marriages could be saved by requiring urinals in private residences."

"I guess knocking on random dressing room doors in a department store and asking ""hey, can I see how you look?"" is frowned upon."

"Journalist asks a neo-nazi ""what do you have against foreigners?"" ""I have an axe"""

"What type of bees makes milk instead of honey? Boobies"

"""I NEVER have enough pockets to carry all my awesome cargo!"" - revolutionary shorts designer."

"There are teenagers having unprotected sex, but have cases on their cell phones. Just let that sink in for a moment."

"The Funniest Joke I Ever Heard Was... Post them in here. Honestly, off the top of your head, post the funniest joke you've ever heard. Whether it's very long, or a simple one-liner, share it!"