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Joke of the Day

"How many babies can fit in a blender? Depends how powerful the blender is"

"I'd like to thank automatic flushing toilets For making people think I'm giving them 2 or 3 courtesy flushes"

"My grandpa dropped this one on me over the phone. I'll see you in church, make sure you sit by the window."

"What do you call all Republicans that aren't racist, sexist or homophobic? Nancy from New York."

"Did you hear about the ambidextrous golfer? He swings both ways."

"What do you call an Asian boy with downs? Lo Mein. See you all in hell."

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child? Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!"

"Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!"

"http://loolzpedia.blogspot.com/2014/08/oxygen.html Oxygen Is Important"

"Log Joke A mathematician is asked what type of log do you find in the forest? He says ln(x)."