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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the ambidextrous golfer? He swings both ways."

"Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks? So that they can see the battle."

"I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!"

"Plan ""T"" is going to work out, I have a good feeling about this one."

"Today I learned my laser pointer can go all the way to the bar across the street. Drunk people still think there's a sniper somewhere."

"Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?"

"What's the capital of Greece? About 15 cents."

"Damn apple just donated a bunch of ipads to kids in africa The only app on it was ''Where's my water''"

"Why is North America so salty? Because its Na."

"A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad!"