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Joke of the Day
"What does sex and banks have in common? You put it in, you take it out, then you lose interest!"
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"I SAID I HAD A NEAR DEAF EXPERIENCE"
"What's a tick's favorite food? A tic tac"
"I would go to alcoholics anonymous But everyone already knows"
"""What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?"" - my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome"
"Where do you go when you need a sperm donation? Sasha Grey's mouth"
"What does a Scottish cat say? Mee yew!"
"I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot"
"Out of all the things that go bump in the night... your parent's bed is definitely the scariest"
"Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him."