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Joke of the Day
"Why Couldn't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she is a woman."
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"Best headline I have ever read ""Tball stand pitches perfect game at special olympics"""
"The creator of WinRAR was arrested and put on trial The trial was supposed to last 40 days, but it keeps on going"
"A Muslim, A Mormon and a Rastafarian walk into a bar... No one does anything"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Choked."
"Woman stands on top of the bridge Ready to jump. An unwashed, disgusting hobo approaches her, saying ""Hey, chick, wanna fuck?"" She lookis at him with digust ""No."" ""OK, I will just wait below."""
"A man in a restaurant asks the waiter, ""How does the chef prepare the chicken?"" The waiter replies, ""He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"""
"What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert? Boo-meringue"
"That moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp and kill a cat."
"What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common? They all have the same PR guy."