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Joke of the Day

"Why Couldn't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she is a woman."

"What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah bless."

"Ran my first 10k this morning. ...I'm kidding, I'm on my second Milky Way."

"Pauly D from Jersey Shore was at the Dance party where Chuck Norris invented the Electric Slide. His hair is now permanently stuck in a blowout position."

"REPORTER: *asks question* POLITICIAN: that's a great question and thank you for asking it *answers a different question*"

"What do you call Robin Hood's mother? Mother Hood."

"Did you hear about the steak that had too much sodium put on it? It was assalted"

"I wasn't a fan of my facial hair at first.. But then it grew on me..."

"My friend called me a grown ass man the other day... ... unfortunately I had to correct him, I'm more of a boob guy."

"What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter!"