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Joke of the Day

"How long does the perfect job interview last? Exactly as long as a blowjob takes."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."

"A real titty bar would only serve milk."

"Love is overrated it's only 5 pts in Scrabble."

"New rule: You're not allowed to be condescending unless you can spell it."

"I've decided not to have children The kids are devastated."

"My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark."

"What goes vroom rrt... vroom rrt... vroom rrt... A blond at a flashing red light."

"So my penis used to be in the Guinness book of world records I'm not allowed in Barnes and Noble anymore"

"Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust that was the pie plate."