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Joke of the Day
"How long does the perfect job interview last? Exactly as long as a blowjob takes."
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"Why do girls have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them *Peter Griffin* hehehehe"
"Love is like a fart... If you have to force it, it's probably shit."
"Whats the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years the job still sucks."
"My Friend Told Me His Girlfriend Talks a lot in Her Sleep.. ..Apparently ""I Know"" wasn't the right answer."
"How do chocolate labs not die of themselves?"
"Knock knock. Who's there? It's Amy. Amy who? It's amy, MARIO!"
"SON: *first word* momma. MOM: DID YOU HEAR THAT? ME: *distracted by the faint song of an ice cream truck* He never comes down our street."
"There are tons of girls in my software engineering class... ...just not very many of them."
"Girl, do you watch football? Cuz I'll finger blast you harder than Jason Pierre Paul"