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Joke of the Day

"Unless you are wearing live crocodiles on your feet that you have beaten into submission, I care not for your Crocs."

"Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math? They have trouble forming solutions."

"My standards are as high as my pull up bar which is on the ground, in my basement."

"A local radio station was finishing up a competition and the woman said she was ""racking up the tally"" I guess that makes her a **tallyracker**."

"What do you call a mountain of kittens? A meowtain"

"911: whats your emergency Me: Come quick, my son has swallowed a condom*Click 911: whats your emergency Me: It's ok, found another one."

"People shouldn't make rape jokes The laughter is usually forced."

"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down someones throat."

"What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game? I'll keep an eye out for you!"

"Minesweeper What Hitler called his cleaning lady."