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Joke of the Day
"I absolutely love helium filled balloons. I can't speak highly enough about them."
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"I probably shouldn't boast, but, no matter what city I'm in, the banner ads say the same three hot chicks are dying to meet me."
"What do you call the procedure that is done when a woman wants to become a man? An Adadictomy"
"His many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? ............ Ten Tickles........"
"What do you call a fat computer? A Dell ( probably a repost, I laughed tho)"
"The world is my oyster. Expensive and gross."
"Straight guys on twitter, If you haven't been hit on by a gay guy on here take a long look at yourself & figure out what's wrong with you."
"Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?"
"Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow? He got snowed in."
"What did the Nazi Officer say when he saw the Americans approaching? Au Schwitz!"