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Joke of the Day

"My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums."

"I bought some artwork at GenCon, but I'm pretty sure I got ripped off. I swear they're all a bunch of con artists."

"Seems like /r/jokes likes puns about penises... Hey, I won't dick-scriminate."

"What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes? HOLY MACKAREL!"

"One day I talked to a girl who has a lisping problem ""How long can you hold your breath?"" . . . I left the room with a black eye."

"Want to hear a joke told backwards? Upvote first."

"My co-worker walks by holding asprin in his hand... He says, they say the weakest link in the chain goes first, I guess that's my head."

"I won't sit back and let gay people marry. But I'll let big oil melt the icecaps because I believe in a lil' something called freedom. #tcot"

"New Facebook technology can identify faces with 97.25% accuracy, and then ask you if you want to tag that statue in the background."

"What did the Jew with a boner say when he bumped into a wall? Oowwww...my nose."