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Joke of the Day

"What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most? A space bar."

"They say one in every 3 neighbors is a pedophile Thankfully there isn't one next to me... just 2 smoking hot 6 year olds."

"what's pink and hard?... Micheal Jackson...still."

"Ghosts... I didn't believe in ghosts until this one night, it was like 3 am, and I decided to start believing in ghosts."

"I could've had a kid with a heroin addiction but Noooo. Instead my kid wants to join a Christian rock band."

"Sometimes its better to eliminate the problem rather than trying to solve it."

"My parents used to listen to jimmy saville back in the seventies If only they had come into my room and stopped him."

"Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone. That makes life fair."

"Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leaguesof course!"

"It's a little sad that today's youth don't get to experience a red rubber dodgeball to the face like we did back in the day."