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Joke of the Day
"What language do pigs speak? Depends on which country they're from."
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"My love life I have found that invisible girlfriends are the way to go... Because then you know no one else is seeing her...."
"Step 1) Get a job selling punctuation marks. Step 2) ?????? Step 3) Profit."
"Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! -Librarians arguing"
"If one more teenager uses the term 'Back in the day'...I swear I'm gonna smack them with a floppy disk and choke them with my legwarmers."
"How do skeletons kiss Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone."
"""We can't put it off any longer Alan, our daughter needs new shoes"" CENTIPEDE DAD: [staring out the window] This is gonna bankrupt us Susan"
"Christian Mingle: Find God's match for you. Because the Lord works in mysterious ways. Like setting up a website for his people to hook up."
"I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception."
"Q: What did the leprotic john say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip."