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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mob of armed lesbians? Militia Etheridge"
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"Fun Prank 1.) Go to Yoga class 2.) Compliment some people on their mats 3.) Unroll 20x25 oriental rug."
"Y'all notice how Tumblr is full of people blogging about guns? Seems like every other blog has a 'Trigger Warning.'"
"Me: If that baby won't stop crying I'm walking out & going to another restaurant. Gf: You used to do that too. Me: that was months ago."
"Dinner with Jesus Say you have a dinner date with Jesus, in a fine Italian restaurant, what would he order ? Jesus takes the veal !"
"[god creating an pigeon] what if i gave this piece of shit wings"
"A terrorist invites his socially awkward friend to a party ""C'mon,"" he said, ""It'll be a blast."""
"What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers? An order for two large plains."
"A shocking new report reveals Donald Trump likes to be peed on by members of his new administration He calls it a Goldman shower"
"The Nintendo DS' cheaper version was the DS Lite. A cheaper Nintendo Switch would be The Nintendo Lite-Switch"