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"A guys asks his grandpa how come he still calls his wife ""darling"" after being married for over 60 years. the grandpa says : shush it, I forgot her name 30 years ago."
"Why does Donald Trump take a Xanax when he goes to Mexico? To prevent His-Panic attacks."
"A moment of silence for the fat friend in a group of girls who can't jump high enough to be in the ""mid air"" beach picture :("
"I used to give anal to other men... But it's all behind me now."
"Whats best joke aboot canada? I'm canadian and i was just wondering"
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"One Night Stand This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand!"
"Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school? I don't know, I just fly drones."
"Ya know? You're like a blister... you only turn up once all the hard work is done."