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Joke of the Day

"Movie Opinion As far as I'm concerned, Precious is the best film in the Big Momma's House franchise."

"I hate what you've done with the place."

"Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to."

"I used to live with a girl ...until she realized I was there"

"Most Facebook updates should be like this: Hi everybody, I didn't have anything meaningful to tell you. I just wanted to waste your time."

"Self Detonation is a real blast.. Or so I've heard.. C4 yourself."

"First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has."

"How do you view lesbian relationships? 1080p"

"""Oh holy shit, what the hell is this!"" -people who request songs on the radio discovering the internet for the first time"

"I love how you can tell how slutty a girl is by the size of her hoop earrings."