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Joke of the Day
"Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? The rest are hunting peckers."
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"You hear about the gay guy who has a job in construction? He works in a manhole."
"Before 9 AM on a workday, ""Do Not Disturb"" and ""Donut Disturb"" should mean the same thing."
"Using dog shampoo when I run out of cat shampoo because I ran out of human shampoo a week ago."
"When I'm away from my girlfriend, I feel incomplete... ... But I love it when we're together again, because she makes me feel hole."
"Guys wait for the perfect girl, Playboy's fault. Girls wait for the perfect guy, Disney's fault."
"There are many jokes on Jimmy Fallon's TV shows... like Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders."
"[NSFW] I'm trying this new thing where I don't beat off It's hard"
"Hitler was a charitable guy. He backed Japan when they needed help in WW2."
"Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes? They go off on tangents."