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Joke of the Day
"Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? The rest are hunting peckers."
Next Joke
"Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says ""I'll have an H2O"" The second one orders a beer."
"Jury awards $22 million to man locked in closet by East Cleveland police for four days with no food or toilet. R Kelly is going to sue the East Cleveland police for copyright infringement."
"Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Oh hi Dave, what's new? *The Boss Faints*"
"I rode the bus today..... and saw a girl on the bus wearing a Kappa Alpha Gamma sorority shirt. I went up to her and asked ""Why are you on this bus? Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car?"""
"Why was the geologist hungry? He had a large Apatite."
"A man asks his wife on a Friday evening... Husband: Shall we have a nice weekend? Wife: Sure, why not? Husband: Ok then, see you on Monday!"
"What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !"
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? AYE MATEY!"
"Our wedding pic looks like my wife's selfie photo bombed by me."