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Joke of the Day
"What does a gentleman say to his friend at the gay bar? ""May I push your stool in for you?"""
Next Joke
"What type of equipment do you operate for abortions? A baby excavator."
"My body is shaped like a hooded sweatshirt."
"I want to die peacefully, like my grandfather Not screaming, like the people in the bus he was driving."
"Why didn't the polite coder get hired? The job required SASS"
"So today my dad called me a ""Smart Alec""... ...but I had to remind him, my name is not and never was Alec."
"If you believe the home alarm commercials, the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures."
"i would like it if batmans ears folded down when he got sad"
"A woman is looking at herself naked in the mirror ....she rubs her tummy and says to her husband ""I feel ugly, fat and disgusting. Pay me a compliment"" Husband says ""well, your eyesight is spot on"""
"""Is it not funny or am I just not getting it?"" ~ Everyone reading a newspaper comic strip"