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Joke of the Day
"What does a gentleman say to his friend at the gay bar? ""May I push your stool in for you?"""
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"Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs? LOL"
"Takes approximately 7.5 seconds for #Adele to make you mourn a relationship that you weren't even in."
"[leaving HS reunion w/ date] Aren't you going to ask why everybody was calling me 'smelly boy' tonight? ""Seemed pretty clear I thought"""
"What did the vampire say to his girlfriend at school? See you next period!"
"The only school shooting I do. Is heroin in math class."
"What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter."
"*rides in on giant turtle* Me:Sorry I'm late. Boss:You rode that to work? Me:No, went to the zoo. *phone rings* Me:That'll be the zoo."
"A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight The vitamin B1"
"knock knock! who's there? i eat mop... :]"