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Joke of the Day
"People use to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. No ones laughing now! :("
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"Me: Do you think its strange to talk to yourself? Me: No."
"I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mom's bedroom. I can't believe it.. She's a superhero!"
"I just sold adderal to a guy who thinks its viagra! Ahh, he'll thank me later."
"What to you call a fat computer? A dell"
"Why did sexually aroused man go to a gay parking lot To rear end everyone"
"What do you call an attraction to your own mummy? A dedipus complex."
"What do you call a bouncer at a gay club? A flamethrower"
"Why do black folk carry around ""boomboxes""? it's just their stereo-type!"
"What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed? Silence of the Limbs"