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Joke of the Day
"What do America and Russia have in common? They both want to kill turkey this thanksgiving"
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"What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes? Errorist"
"totally original joke/first post: What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed? ""Shrank Sinatra"""
"Glenn Frey What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital? An Illeagle"
"What's the difference between a hooker and a lawer? A hooker will stop screwing you after you're dead."
"What do you call a large predatory bird with poor social skills? Hawkward"
"What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis."
"Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed."
"I ate the whole box of slim fast bars. So excited about how skinny I'll be when I wake up tomorrow."
"Those tiny bottles at the liquor store aren't free samples. I know that now."