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Joke of the Day
"Can I still watch 300 if I haven't seen the first 299"
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"Google announced their plan to launch an application to challenge the popular ride sharing app, Uber. The new faction in Google's enterprise should be called, Goober."
"Damn girl are you a pair of sexy knickers??? You're cute on the outside but you're only covering a c*nt"
"Decisions Sometimes life gives you really hard decisions. Then other times It gives you really easy decisions like whether you should choose the lettuce or the ice cream"
"How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb? Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw"
"Nothing is certain but death and Adobe Flash Player updates."
"(30 year old white guy voice) what we need is change in the political system which is why im voting for my neighbors dog that bites children"
"So I have this black friend. ... just kidding."
"Could you guys not make jokes about the holocaust here? My grandfather died in the holocaust, and it's really offending me. He fell out of one of the guard towers at Auschwitz"
"A guy barges into a psychiatrist's office, and screams... ""Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!"" The doctor calmly answers ""Pay me in advance"""