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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment when a rapist picks up a hitchhiking serial killer... Killer: ""Turn down that dark road down there."" Rapist: ""I was planning on it..."""

"All the single ladies (All the single ladies) All the single ladies (All the single ladies) Have cats."

"How did the hipster burn their tongue? They drank their tea before it was cool."

"Adolescent Sex Limerick There once was a girl named Sue, who really knew how to screw. She would grab my little dick, make it as hard as a stick then ride it until I blew."

"Whenever I go home from work... Have to make sure to leave an hour to sober up!"

"I do not like them in my inbox. I do not like them from a blond fox. I do not like your webcam spam. I do not like them, Scam I Am."

"Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent."

"Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!"

"I've just found a mole on my shoulder. I don't know how he got out of the garden but he's cute."