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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a psychiatrist ...and says ""Doctor, help me! Im a wigwam and a teepee!"" The doctor says ""Son. Sit down and relax. You're two tents."""

"What do you call a gay T-Rex? A Dino-sore-ass."

"How are lawyers and apples similar? They both look good hanging from a tree"

"Text from niece: I'm board! M: Perhaps you could work on your spelling. N: Wat?"

"We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here, says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar."

"I challenge you to a battle of wits at high noon! Do you accept? Yes you say?! Well consider yourself mentally challenged."

"How Wonderful Did you hear the story of the man that had the great honor of being crushed by a steam roller? He was flattered"

"What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting? You only need one nail to hold up a picture."

"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months."

"What's mostly red and has 2 legs? Half of a cat."