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Joke of the Day
"Felix went to the moon, took 5 photos. She went to the bathroom, took 37 photos."
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"How did the Endorian get to school every day? Ewok'd."
"Saw a homeless guy babbling about conspiracy theories that doesn't really make sense... You could say it was a vague rant."
"Lovey dovey couples look best when viewed through the scope of a high powered rifle."
"How come Peter Pan keeps on flying? Because he Neverlands"
"As a kid I'd watch Price is Right and think ha that sucks he won furniture. Now I'm like, wow I can really use a new bedroom set."
"Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore? Because their eggs stinked!"
"What's the worst name a transvestite could choose? Amanda"
"If Liam Neeson keeps starring in the same film pretty soon he's going to be Taken 4: Granted"
"When your wife says ""It's up to you"", it's not."