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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget, that escaped prison, that is also a psychic? A small medium at large."
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"Sarah Millican just called Stephen Hawking a good sport."
"What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from camp."
"I hope you're using all the time you save by saying ""totes"" instead of a ""totally"" to learn a trade."
"I am married to 4 different women And it's bigamy to admit it."
"Professional women's soccer is so boring. Why am I even jerking off to this?"
"So Muhammad Ali is dead... Is it too soon for a punchline?"
"My father always had affectionate nicknames for my older sister and me She was *oops*, and I was *oh shit*"
"""You know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby. You gonna DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!! ...Only Kidding! Welcome to Red Lobster, party of 2?"""
"When someone invites me to their house and I see more than 2 cars parked outside it I keep driving just in case it's an intervention for me"