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Joke of the Day

"They should make a Conservative Insurance to counter Progressive, they'll never fix anything and tell you to let Jesus take the wheel."

"What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones? Twitter only allows 140 characters."

"What is Justin Beiber's favourite Hozier song? Take me to Christian Bell."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Now, you might say ""r"" but his first love be the ""c""."

"What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo"

"What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money? PayPal"

"What do you call a castrated male chicken that runs an illegal moonshine business? Al Capon"

"You know the best part about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off wherever."

"*Gets back at the birds by pooping on their bird houses*"

"A man and a boy are walking through a dark forest. The boy says to the man ""I'm scared."" The man says, ""You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"""