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Joke of the Day

"They should make a Conservative Insurance to counter Progressive, they'll never fix anything and tell you to let Jesus take the wheel."

"New job. A nigerian man got a job at US, on his first day he shows up late for work. His boss yells, ""You should have been here at 8.30!"" The man replies, ""Why? What happened at 8.30?"""

"what did the melon say to the cookie? nothing, melons can't talk"

"What did the intellectual neckbeard say to his buddy when he was asked about the Mayweather Pacquiao fight? I've never heard of that court case."

"Once I threw a Boomerang but it didn't come back Now I live in fear"

"I'm so antisocial, i won't even meet my potential."

"*punches a fish* that's for tsunamis"

"What did they call taxi drivers in Nazi Germany? Ubermensch."

"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na nas"

"Me=dad make me a sandwich dad prove you are a sandwich"