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Joke of the Day
"I'm pretty white but I don't know any white people jokes. Got any?"
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"I say we give them 1 more day and if they can't come to an agreement then we initiate the 1st U.S. Hunger Games."
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"How'd the hillbilly Stump the Trump? He Berned it."
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"What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?"