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Joke of the Day
"I'm pretty white but I don't know any white people jokes. Got any?"
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"What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died? *S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*"
"Even though she's not Native American, my Wife always sends smoke signals to let me know when dinner is ready."
"What did the brazillian father ask for for christmas from his wife? ""A little head, baby"""
"a romantic scene where we're running toward each other but then i run past you and pick up your dog"
"A man walks into a doctors office A man walks into a doctors office and says Man: ""Doctor, Doctor! I have 5 penises!!"" Doctor: ""That's amazing! How do your pants fit?!"" Man: ""Like a glove."""
"On your first day as a new parent, walk up to your baby and cry louder than it to assert your dominance."
"<--- Tips cup back and lightly taps the bottom. Fifty pieces of ice fall out on face."
"Best Pokemon go pickup line... I'll let you see my Pokemon if I can have a pikachu. This is my first post. Please be kind. :)"
"Chimps Broke Out of Ferguson Zoo Apparently they're starting fires across town."