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Joke of the Day

"We took the animals for a walk and saw a sign: 'Dogging area, please control your animal and pick up their faces...'"

"I know one more duck joke! Santa Clause to the snow man: give me the carrot or I am going to blow dry you! (Ok, this one doesn't work in english)"

"Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hillary Clinton's run for president ""I will not vote for Hillary,"" she said. ""The last Clinton president left a bad taste in my mouth."""

"Funny joke. TheFineBrothers."

"What's the best thing about having sex with Twenty Five year olds? There's 20 of them."

"Which US President was least guilty? Lincoln. He was in a cent."

"Text 'ANYTHING' to 'Any Number' to donate $5 to your service provider if you have no texting plan."

"My girlfriend started pms-ing today. I thinks it's just a big ovary action."

"Can a kangaroo jump....? Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."

"All these what? Whenever a Jamaican women talks about ""all these terrible shootings"" I'm never sure if they mean gun violence, or footwear accessories."