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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?"
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"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You stop milking a cow after 10 years"
"What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ? An Investigator."
"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I actually give a shit if my computer crashes. ^RIP Paul Walker 2013. This is only a joke."
"[commercial] WOMAN: have u ever wondered what would happen if a car alarm could swim? NARRATOR: geese"
"The only problem with kissing a perfect 10... ...is how cold the mirror feels against your lips."
"How do you get to a position of power in a science lab? Work over time"
"[makes a voodoo doll of himself] [gives it a little back rub]"
"[Friday Night] WIFE: Have fun at poker ME {stopping at door}: What did you say? W: Have fun ME: After that W: Uh..at poker- ME: IT'S POKEMAN"
"Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. Me, commenting on a Facebook picture."