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Joke of the Day
"How'd the hillbilly Stump the Trump? He Berned it."
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"Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible? Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."
"Tasty Tattoo My girl just got a tattoo of a turkey on one thigh and Santa Claus on the other. She wants to show that there *is* something good to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
"If your name is Nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy."
"oh so you rich guys throw the water out after you boil hotdogs. too good for hotdog soup. too good to dab the soup on your wrists like colog"
"There are 2 LOSERS who hang out at the same sidewalk corner everyday... The taller LOSER says to the other ""Hey man, have you seen my keys?"". The other LOSER replies, ""No, have you seen my wallet?""."
"My Life Sucks... Because my wife doesn't."
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"Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager? Because nobody gets it."
"I hate when people kick my cats! It really hurts my felines."