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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?... One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!"

"Why are blondes terrible at telling jokes, timing."

"A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar... ...and the bartender looks at them and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"The FineBros remind me of a movie villian... ...they revealed their master plan via monologue and were stopped before they could end the world."

"My dog has figured out I'm Chinese. He totally tried to make a run for it. Silly dog, I'm not going to eat you until I train a replacement."

"Who called it your foot falling asleep and not coma toes?"

"What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent? A slippery slope."

"How much do you weigh after eating Chinese food? Wonton"

"Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight? - A: Claude"

"So I donated blood today... Good to know my blood is gonna be running through some other guy's boner"