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Joke of the Day

"So I donated blood today... Good to know my blood is gonna be running through some other guy's boner"

"Q: What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing? A: Help! My pocket's been picked!"

"What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off an apologize."

"My cat thinks any questions I ask him are rhetorical."

"Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny. Period."

"What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke? Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there? 911. 911 who? You said you'd never forget"

"Why did the man bring his jar of jam to the abortion clinic? He had trouble unscrewing it."

"What is a pirate's favorite kind of explosive? A M-80."

"To the people that post 15 pics of your kid everyday,your kid looks EXACTLY the same as they did ystrdy,and the day before,and the day before that"

"My dyslexic girlfriend tries really hard but always ends up 96ing me."