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Joke of the Day

"So I donated blood today... Good to know my blood is gonna be running through some other guy's boner"

"Mr. Peanut can't be a health nut... because he is a legume."

"Why was the garbage man afraid of the staff at the sex-change clinic? They give him the willies."

"""Be strong"" I whisper to my coffee."

"Calling your baby ugly makes me rude? How about you making me look at your ugly baby makes YOU rude."

"What is a roosters favorite porn Hen-tai"

"What does the Pokemon dentist do? He takes a Pikachu teeth."

"The guy who discovered boomerangs must have been terrified"

"Trump is like The Room. It's so bad, it's so good."

"Some days, I wish I were robosexual, because if I was into bots, I would have all the luck on Tinder."