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Joke of the Day
"At what age did Hitler's uncle try to molest him at? When he was nein."
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"Why did the pig avoid the cooking class? Because he didn't like bakin"
"Interviewer: Can we call your former employer for a reference? Me: Not if you're considering me for the job."
"Two mens are under a tent Two men are under a tent when one of them ask the second one: -Are you masturbating? -Yes why? -Then can you use your penis instead of mine?"
"*covers kids eyes* ""Hey Billy, guess who?"" ""Dad!"" ""Nope"" ""I knw its u dad. I know ur voice"" ""Its not ur dad"" ""Stop jking"" ""Ur adopted"""
"What do asian cannibals eat? ""rawmen"""
"Bought a cheese grater for a blind friend... He said it was the most violent book he's ever read."
"If the police ask, I was in my house from 2009 to 2013."
"Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors."
"Breaking Bad is a horrible influence, making terrible things seem cool. Next thing you know, kids will want to start using flip phones."