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Joke of the Day

"Last night my girlfriend asked me ""Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?"" What I actually heard was ""Do you want a fight?"""

"My mother told me I was so good at arguing that I should be a lawyer. I said bullshit!"

"wow thanks for dying grandpa that shit is blowing up my Facebook"

"The set of tools that mods can use."

"What did nazi pilots eat for breakfast? Luftwaffles"

"You people that are getting laid regularly either need to keep that stuff to yourselves or be more descriptive."

"Women are just as sexist as men But just like everything else, men are just better at it."

"Humans are so stupid! This is why aliens probe us. They think our brains are up our butts."

"Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card."

"I heard somewhere that... You only remember things that you read, is that true?"