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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the Marine that took a laxative? He was relieved of doodie."
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"One day mike was praying god and suddenly god appears God: What do you want? Mike: A job, Big Car and Lot of Girls God: Your wish is granted Poor Mike is Driver of Girls School Bus."
"What do you call man without toes? What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant!!"
"I plan on starting a geek rap band... I think I'll call it Run-D.L.L."
"[talking to family after emergency surgery] Your positive energy saved my life Surgeon: *waves hand* umm hello"
"My mom likes to play this game called ""yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can't hear her""."
"A little boy says, Dad,....... A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"
"What's a blind mans favorite car? A cataract"
"What's the deal with Arab Airlines food... Emirate?"
"Let me make an iphone joke Never mind, Ill just come up with a new one"