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Joke of the Day
"We are all Asian We are all older than we were yesterday."
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"divorce Wife to husband: I want a divorce. You always tell me I am fat. Husband: Dont be crazy. What about our child ? Wife: What ? What child ? Husband: So you are not pregnant ??"
"A cat falls into water, which makes the rooster laugh Moral of the story: a wet pussy makes a happy cock"
"*bumps into cute girl while typing on calculator* oops! got a bit carried away inventorying my lizards *makes sure she sees the 99999999999*"
"Following the leaking of nude photo's of Kim Kardashian, her personal assistant has been sacked for the delay."
"Hello this is ur pilot speaking We almost began our descent but my copilot said ""turn down for what"" so looks like we r rerouting to Cancun"
"Today marks 5 yrs of being smoke free!! Now I spend my time finding new places to hide the bodies of those who've pissed me off!"
"The difference between a prostitute and a politician (NSFW) When the prostitute is paid to fuck somebody, they get fucked back."
"The three unwritten rules of life 1. 2. 3."
"What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school? Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!"