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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between a my girlfriend and a voice activated sink? One gets turned on and all wet when I speak to it. The other is a voice activated sink."

"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? One of them doesn't throw a fit when triggered."

"Me: Wow, you're glowing. Her: Aaaaww, thank you! Me: No, like radioactive... Her: . . . Me: Tone down the filters?"

"How does a Korean walk a dog? With a little bit of oil."

"Whale joke How do you circumcise a whale? You send down four skin divers!"

"Nice Girls are found in every corner of the world... ...unfortunately, the world is round."

"What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest? One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? He woke up."

"What did earth say to the other planets? Wow, you guys have no life."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."