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Joke of the Day

"I bought a new camouflage coat put it in the closet and I can't find that fucker anywhere"

"Tiger Woods is the most overrated athlete in the history. In almost all matches he was sub-par."

"What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking? Vaporeon"

"Company suspends sponsorship deal with Sharapova after she failed drug test To protect Volkswagen's excellent brand image. They can't affiliate with people who might have cheated."

"Walmart's hair salon doesn't charge extra to cut a live bat out of your hair."

"So, I need an aquaculture licence to keep fish in a barrel and a firearms licence to shoot them. This is not as easy as I was led to believe"

"So my new girlfriend plays soccer professionally I think she's a keeper"

"The White House is putting on a play adaptation of Modern Family. When asked which character he wanted to be, Obama said ""Uhhh...let me be Claire."""

"Lawyer Joke Thread Submit your favorite lawyer jokes!"

"There needs to be a third option because getting older or dying aren't working for me."