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Joke of the Day
"How can a male get a maid for free? He gets married."
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"What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire? They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises."
"Her: You into S&M. Him: Sure. Her: Good. *ties him to bed post* Him: Oh yeah. Her: Ready...? Him: Torture me! Her: *plays Nickelback*"
"What's the soft stuff between sharks' teeth? Slow swimmers"
"I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer."
"Reforming FIFA analogy-1 Reforming FIFA by Sep Blatter is like reforming Tax for wealthy people by Donald Trump"
"I dreamt I was in a very magical world where people didn't get butthurt over every little f*cking joke. Weird huh?!?!"
"The Rocky Mountains Ever since Colorado passed amendment 64, legalizing marijuana, there have been talks of renaming the Rocky Mountains to the Stoney Mountains."
"""It's all about being confident in the way your butthole looks."" - cats."
"At 1am I'm going to wake up my 2 year old by yelling his name and crying. Then, I'll crawl into his toddler bed. Let's see how he likes it."