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Joke of the Day

"Reforming FIFA analogy-1 Reforming FIFA by Sep Blatter is like reforming Tax for wealthy people by Donald Trump"

"Everybody knows about Trumps reality show, ""the Apprentice."" But, did you know about Hillary's show? ""the Biggest Loser."""

"How do you make a pool table laugh? Jiggle its balls"

"Help me make a joke to this punchline... (optional type of) science isn't an exact science."

"Why does the NSA only do anal? Because they backdoor their way into everything."

"Stuff I think about... I've often wondered what would happen if a Schizophrenic took a multi-vitamin. I have many more of these posers I may or may not post...."

"[Enter password: ] MyPeeeeeeeeenis [Error: password too long] *high fives my laptop right off the desk*"

"In America, someone is shot every 15 seconds. How is that person still alive?"

"Newton taught us that a body at rest will remain at rest, a body in motion will remain in motion, and that figs taste good in cookies."

"Dear Hollywood, When you adapt a book into a movie here's a novel idea: try reading it first for a change. Assholes."