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Joke of the Day

"The coffee in my cup is rippling. With all my experiences in the past this means that a dinosaur is coming my way.....Shit."

"Three nuns are sitting in the park... ...when a man comes up and flashes them. The first nun has a second stroke, the second nun has a stroke, but the third couldn't quite reach it."

"I would've posted a joke about pizza But I forgot it."

"What is the car that everyone sleeps in? The Ford Siesta Many thanks to /u/ekhappychap for that one."

"I bet Edward Scissorhands is very much afraid of Edward Rockhands."

"A religious man wasn't paying attention when he was driving. His karma ran over a dogma."

"""Relationship experts say romance novels are bad because they give women unreasonable expectations. It's what porno films do for men."""

"Today I learned that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs through your ""jeans"""

"A man is going to sleep, when his wife decides to surprise him with a blowjob"

"I was very disappointed to have to pay for my new roof. The builder had promised me it would be on the house."