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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a spider on the wall, I went to hit it -- it just fell and ran away. I was all, 'Oh my God, he knows what I look like.'"

"It's hotter than A Nazi oven in the summer."

"Condoms 1272AD - Arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats. 1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat."

"Did you hear about the new Yiddish martial art... that involves rapid spasms and filing legal action against your opponent? Jew-fit-sue is taking off in a big way"

"So I know this guy who is addicted to brake fluid... He says he can stop anytime."

"If I want to commit suicide, all I would do is jump from your EGO' to your IQ Level'."

"If Tetris has taught me anything it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear."

"Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She caused frequent blue-screens and IRQ time-out errors."

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!"

"What do you call a slutty dinosaur? A tricerathot"