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Joke of the Day

"Why does George Bush not know how to read? Because he was a stupid twat who should have never become president."

"I used to drive a Toyota.... .... But then I got a job."

"My grandfather once told me, ""Your generation is too reliant on technology."" So I replied, ""No, *your* generation is too reliant on technology!"" Then I disconnected his life support."

"Floyd was supposed to hug his wife and fight his opponent he got them mixed up."

"What book does a gay horse read? 50 Shades of HaaAAaaayyy."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about."

"I'm gonna open a Pho restaurant that never closes! It's called Twenty Pho Seven"

"Tension at work Local engineer was fired after building a road over a creak further up stream then planned. Dispite his long years of service, it was a bridge too far."

"The racist dove Married a racist hen And together they started A coo clucks clan"

"Before mustaches were invented, people had to just GUESS who owned a water bed"