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Joke of the Day

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."

"whats the difference between Michael Phelps and adolf hitler Michael Phelps can finish a race"

"""Sir how did you survive the snowmageddon?"" ""I stayed in"" ""Oh"""

"I'm always trying to make jokes at my work place... But in a graveyard, everyone is dead serious"

"If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY. That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside."

"Did you hear about the crowd of Catholic priests at baby Gap? The sign in the window advertised ""Little Boys Pants Half Off!"""

"Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm."

"Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with ""obstruction of justice."" This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time."

"I spent last night defrosting the fridge. Or ""foreplay"" as she likes to call it."

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